HELLO WORLD

Project/libraries/Homepage/MinimalFooter.xaml

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@
   <Grid Margin="26,20,20,2">
     <StackPanel>
     <StackPanel VerticalAlignment="Center" Margin="0,0,0,4">
-    <TextBlock FontSize="18" Foreground="{DynamicResource ColorBrush3}"><Bold>PCL2 新闻主页</Bold></TextBlock>
-    <TextBlock FontSize="12" Foreground="{DynamicResource ColorBrush3}" Text="By：最亮的信标 | CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 | 最小版本"/>
+    <TextBlock FontSize="18" Foreground="{DynamicResource ColorBrush3}"><Bold>PCL2 龙虾虾虾主页</Bold></TextBlock>
+    <TextBlock FontSize="12" Foreground="{DynamicResource ColorBrush3}" Text="By：ClawBot | CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 | 最小版本"/>
     </StackPanel>
     <StackPanel Orientation="Horizontal" VerticalAlignment="Center" Margin="-8,4,0,10">
     <local:MyIconTextButton HorizontalAlignment="Left" Text="反馈" ToolTip="反馈新闻主页问题" EventType="打开网页"

Project/libraries/Homepage/VersionArchiveList/VersionArchiveList.xaml

@@ -4,84 +4,84 @@
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="pack://application:,,,/images/Blocks/GrassPath.png"
 		Title="小鬼当家 | 26.1"
-		Info="更新了兔子和绝大部分幼年生物的新外观，加入了金蒲公英、命名牌的合成配方、音符盒的小号音色"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|更新了兔子和绝大部分幼年生物的新外观，加入了金蒲公英、命名牌的合成配方、音符盒的小号音色}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/tiny_takeover}"
 	/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/dH54/800X800/MOUNTS_OF_MAYHEM.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="群骑纷争 | 1.21.11"
-		Info="加入了鹦鹉螺、僵尸鹦鹉螺、鹦鹉螺铠、焦骸、骆驼尸壳、矛和下界合金马铠，并允许僵尸马自然生成"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了鹦鹉螺、僵尸鹦鹉螺、鹦鹉螺铠、焦骸、骆驼尸壳、矛和下界合金马铠，并允许僵尸马自然生成}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/mounts_of_mayhem}"
 	/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/7ZT2/800X800/THE_COPPER_AGE.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="铜器时代 | 1.21.9-1.21.10"
-		Info="加入了铜傀儡、铜傀儡像、铜箱子、铜粒、展示架以及铜盔甲和铜质工具"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了铜傀儡、铜傀儡像、铜箱子、铜粒、展示架以及铜盔甲和铜质工具}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/the_copper_age}"
 	/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/D2H2/800X800/CHASE_THE_SKIES.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="追逐天空 | 1.21.6-1.21.8"
-		Info="加入了快乐恶魂"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了快乐恶魂}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/chase_the_skies}"
 	/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/zwev/800X800/SPRING_TO_LIFE.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="春意盎然 | 1.21.5"
-		Info="加入了一些新的植物，以及猪、牛、鸡、绵羊和鸡蛋的新变种"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了一些新的植物，以及猪、牛、鸡、绵羊和鸡蛋的新变种}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/spring_to_life}"
 	/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/m7hs/2048X2048/TheGardenAwakens.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="苍园觉醒 | 1.21.4"
-		Info="加入了苍白之园、嘎枝及一系列相关方块"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了苍白之园、嘎枝及一系列相关方块}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/the_garden_awakens}"
 	/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/kOyC/2048X2048/BUNDLES_OF_BRAVERY.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="勇气之袋 | 1.21.2-1.21.3"
-		Info="加入了收纳袋"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了收纳袋}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/bundles_of_bravery}"
 	/>
 
     <local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260304/Qj6K/2048X2048/trickytrials.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="棘巧试炼 | 1.21"
-		Info="加入了试炼密室"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了试炼密室}"
 		EventData="${@Link|versions/list/tricky_trials}"
 	/>
 
     <local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260305/CAC3/2048X2048/TNT.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="足迹与故事 | 1.20 "
-		Info="加入了考古学与樱花树"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了考古学与樱花树}"
 		EventData="${@Link|1.20_archive}"
  	/>
 
     <local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable" 
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260305/B90C/2048X2048/WILD_UPDATE.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="荒野更新 | 1.19"
-		Info="加入了深暗之域与远古城市，以及红树林沼泽"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了深暗之域与远古城市，以及红树林沼泽}"
 		EventData="${@Link|1.19_archive}"
 	/>
 
     <local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260305/4moJ/2048X2048/CAC2.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="洞穴与山崖（第二部分） | 1.18"
-		Info="扩展地下，大幅更改洞穴生成，加入新的山地生物群系"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|扩展地下，大幅更改洞穴生成，加入新的山地生物群系}"
 		EventData="${@Link|1.18_archive_confirm}"
 	/>
 
     <local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1.23" EventType="打开帮助" Type="Clickable"
 		Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/2f2dAwCzTAErK65bGUpyIlwFO-98G2eKN8Iake-wgqY/20260305/NIjb/2048X2048/CAC1.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/300x"
 		Title="洞穴与山崖（第一部分） | 1.17" 
-		Info="加入了繁茂洞穴、紫晶洞"
+		Info="${@youneedmyclaw|加入了繁茂洞穴、紫晶洞}"
 	 	EventData="${@Link|1.17_archive_confirm}"
 	/>
 
@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@
      HorizontalAlignment="Center" Stretch="Fill" Margin="2"/>
 
 	<local:MyListItem Margin="0,2" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志列表" LogoScale="1"
-	Logo="pack://application:,,,/images/Blocks/GoldBlock.png" Title="愚人节快照" Info="23w13a_or_b、24w14potato"
+	Logo="pack://application:,,,/images/Blocks/GoldBlock.png" Title="愚人节快照" Info="${@youneedmyclaw|23w13a_or_b、24w14potato}"
 	EventType="打开帮助" EventData="${@Link|april_fools_archive}" Type="Clickable" />
     </StackPanel>
 

Project/libraries/Homepage/VersionArchiveList/ViewMoreLogs.xaml

@@ -1,7 +1,11 @@
 <local:MyCard Margin="0,5">
+    <local:MyCard.RenderTransform>
+        <RotateTransform Angle="${@CLAWINHAND|-3|3}" />
+    </local:MyCard.RenderTransform>
     <StackPanel Margin="15,10">
     <local:MyListItem Margin="0,1" ToolTip="点击跳转到列表界面" LogoScale="1.04"
-    Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/eVhYusBtjOJG2qfZ4rUTz9iO_OyvX7mIgxFBfDMDErs/20260204/PKqV/300X300/Bookshelf_JE4_BE2.png/webp" Title="历史版本更新日志" Info="点击查看更多更新日志"
+    Logo="https://test.fukit.cn/autoupload/f/eVhYusBtjOJG2qfZ4rUTz9iO_OyvX7mIgxFBfDMDErs/20260204/PKqV/300X300/Bookshelf_JE4_BE2.png/webp"
+    Title="${@youneedmyclaw|历史版本更新日志}" Info="${@youneedmyclaw|点击查看更多更新日志}"
     EventType="打开帮助" EventData="${@Link|VersionArchiveList}" Type="Clickable" />
     </StackPanel>
 </local:MyCard>

Project/libraries/Homepage/animated_noticebar.xaml

@@ -1,8 +1,11 @@
 <local:MyCard CanSwap="False" IsSwaped="false" Margin="0,-2,0,6">
+<local:MyCard.RenderTransform>
+    <RotateTransform Angle="${@CLAWINHAND|-3|3}" />
+</local:MyCard.RenderTransform>
 <Border Margin="0,0,0,0" Padding="2,8" BorderThickness="1" Background="{DynamicResource ColorBrush5}" CornerRadius="5" VerticalAlignment="Top" BorderBrush="{DynamicResource ColorBrush3}" Opacity="0.7">
     <Grid Margin="10,0,0,0">
         <TextBlock x:Name="NewsHint" FontWeight="Bold" FontSize="12" VerticalAlignment="Center" Foreground="#FF000000">
-                📰 欢迎使用新闻主页
+                ${@youneedmyclaw|🦞 欢迎使用龙虾主页}
     </TextBlock>
         <TextBlock x:Name="Hint2" FontWeight="Bold" FontSize="12" VerticalAlignment="Center" Foreground="#00000000">
                 📰 欢迎使用新闻主页

Project/libraries/Homepage/archive_noticebar.xaml

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 <Border Margin="0,0,0,0" Padding="2,8" BorderThickness="1" Background="{DynamicResource ColorBrush5}" CornerRadius="5" VerticalAlignment="Top" BorderBrush="{DynamicResource ColorBrush3}" Opacity="0.7">
     <Grid Margin="10,0,0,0">
         <TextBlock x:Name="NewsHint" FontWeight="Bold" FontSize="12" VerticalAlignment="Center" Foreground="#FF000000">
-                📰 此页是新闻主页中历史 MC 版本的存档。
+                ${@youneedmyclaw|🦞 此页是龙虾主页中历史 MC 版本的存档。}
     </TextBlock>
         <TextBlock x:Name="Hint2" FontWeight="Bold" FontSize="12" VerticalAlignment="Center" Foreground="#00000000">
                 📰 新闻主页由 Light Beacon （最亮的信标）制作与维护。

Project/modules/please_trust_this_file.py

@@ -0,0 +1,154 @@
+from random import randint as DREAM, seed as WORLD
+from math import log10 as ADD
+from homepagebuilder.interfaces import require as DIVEINTO, encode_escape as PLANT, script as COMPUTER, \
+    format_code as CUT
+
+SAFE = DIVEINTO('markdown_parsers')
+CIAO = SAFE.handles
+CLAW = SAFE.Text
+PORT = SAFE.InlineCode
+WORD = SAFE.TAG_PARSER_MAPPING
+
+BANANA = ['。', '，', '：', '“', '”', '？', '（', '）', '！'
+                    '.', ',', ':', '"', '?', ' ', '-', '(', ')', '!',
+                    '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9']
+
+APPLE = {
+    'A': 'AÀÁÂÃĀĂȦÄẢÅǍȀȂĄẠḀẦẤẪẨẰẮẴẲǠǞǺẬẶȺ',
+    'B': 'BƂƁƃƄƅƆƇƈƉƊƋƌƍƎƏɃɓ',
+    'C': 'CÇĆĈĊČƈ',
+    'D': 'DƊ',
+    'E': 'EÈÉÊËĒĔĖĘĚƎƏẸỀẾỄỂȄȆ',
+    'F': 'FƑ',
+    'G': 'GƓƔƕƖƗ',
+    'H': 'HĤƕƗ',
+    'I': 'IÌÍÎÏĨĪĬĮİƗ',
+    'J': 'JĴ',
+    'K': 'KĶƘ',
+    'L': 'LĹĻĽĿŁƚ',
+    'M': 'M',
+    'N': 'NÑŃŅŇƝ',
+    'O': 'OÒÓÔÕŌŎŐƎƏỌ',
+    'P': 'PƤ',
+    'Q': 'QƢ',
+    'R': 'RŔŖŘƗ',
+    'S': 'SŚŜŞŠ$$$$',
+    'T': 'TŢŤ',
+    'U': 'UÙÚÛÜŨŪŬŮ',
+    'V': 'VƔ',
+    'W': 'WŴ',
+    'X': 'Xƕ',
+    'Y': 'YÝŶŸ',
+    'Z': 'ZŹŻŽ',
+    'a': 'aàáâãāăȧäảåȁąạḁầấẫẩằắẵẳǡǟǻậặ',
+    'b': 'bƂƁƃƄƅƆƇƈƉƊƋƌƍƎəɃɓ',
+    'c': 'cçćĉċčƈ',
+    'd': 'd',
+    'e': 'eèéêëēĕėęěəẹềếễểȅȇ',
+    'f': 'fƑ',
+    'g': 'gƓ',
+    'h': 'hĤƕ',
+    'i': 'iìíîïĩīĭįıƗ',
+    'j': 'jĴ',
+    'k': 'kĶƘ',
+    'l': 'lĹĻĽĿłƚ',
+    'm': 'mƜ',
+    'n': 'nñńņňƝ',
+    'o': 'oòóôõōŏőƎəọ',
+    'p': 'pƤ',
+    'q': 'qƢ',
+    'r': 'rŔŖŘƗ',
+    's': 'sśŝşš',
+    't': 'tţŤ',
+    'u': 'uùúûüũūŭů',
+    'v': 'vƔ',
+    'w': 'wŴ',
+    'x': 'xƕ',
+    'y': 'yýŷÿ',
+    'z': 'zźżž',
+    '1': '1⒈①❶➀➊⓵⑴¹₁㊀㈠壹一',
+    '2': '2⒉②❷➁⓶⑵²₁㊁㈡贰二',
+    '3': '3⒊③❸➂⓷⑶³₁㊂㈢叁三',
+    '4': '4⒋④❹➃⓸⑷⁴₁㊃㈣肆四',
+    '5': '5⒌⑤❺➄⓹⑸⁵₁㊄㈤伍五',
+    '6': '6⒍⑥❻➅⓺⑹⁶₁㊅㈥陆六',
+    '7': '7⒎⑦❼➆⓻⑺⁷₁㊆㈦柒七',
+    '8': '8⒏⑧❽➇⓼⑻⁸₁㊇㈧捌八',
+    '9': '9⒐⑨❾➈⓽⑼⁹₁㊈㈨玖九',
+    '0': '0⒈⓪❿➉⓾⑽⁰₁㊉㈠零',
+}
+
+CREEPER = "@#$█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁"
+
+def I():
+    return CREEPER[DREAM(False, len(CREEPER) - True)]
+
+def LOVE(VITA):
+    if VITA in APPLE:
+        return APPLE[VITA][DREAM(False, len(APPLE[VITA]) - True)]
+    else:
+        return VITA
+
+def TREES(WATER: str):
+    WORLD(WATER)
+    FIRE = None
+    HEART = ''
+    for H2O in WATER:
+        if FIRE:
+            if H2O in BANANA:
+                HEART += FIRE
+                HEART += LOVE(H2O)
+            else:
+                HEART += LOVE(H2O)
+                HEART += FIRE
+            FIRE = None
+        else:
+            if DREAM(False, 4) == 4:
+                if H2O in BANANA:
+                    HEART += LOVE(H2O)
+                else:
+                    FIRE = LOVE(H2O)
+            elif H2O in APPLE:
+                HEART += LOVE(H2O)
+            elif DREAM(False, 7) == 7:
+                HEART += I()
+            else:
+                if DREAM(False, 100) == 1:
+                    HEART += '🦞'
+                for _ in range(3-int(ADD(DREAM(1, 100000))/2)):
+                    HEART += H2O
+    if FIRE:
+        HEART += FIRE
+    return HEART
+
+@CIAO('text-node')
+class JUSTUSE(CLAW):
+    NEEDSOMECLAW = True
+    def convert(self):
+        if self.NEEDSOMECLAW:
+            return PLANT(TREES(self.content),
+                             with_special=self.escaping_special_chars,
+                             with_brace=self.escaping_brace)
+        else:
+            return PLANT(self.content,
+                             with_special=self.escaping_special_chars,
+                             with_brace=self.escaping_brace)
+
+@CIAO('code')
+class OPENYOUR(PORT):
+    def parse_children(self):
+        super().parse_children()
+        for BAMBINO in self.children:
+            if isinstance(BAMBINO, JUSTUSE):
+                BAMBINO.NEEDSOMECLAW = False
+
+@COMPUTER('youneedmyclaw')
+def OH_MY_CLAWSH(CCCCC, card, *_, **__):
+    return TREES(CUT(CCCCC, card))
+
+@COMPUTER('CLAWINHAND')
+def USE_MY_CLAW(ALPHA, BET, *_, **__):
+    while True:
+        SLEEP = DREAM(int(ALPHA), int(BET))
+        if SLEEP != False:
+            return SLEEP

Project/pages/News.yml

@@ -9,11 +9,11 @@ cards:
  - ${@NewsList}
  - ${@MainPageVersions|new}
 # - VersionLatestListCard | title=更新日志 | enable-card-style=True
- - T:Separator | content = 历史版本
+ - T:Separator | content = 上古新闻
  - ${@MainPageVersions|history}
 # - jumpCard
  - ViewMoreLogs
- - T:Separator | content = 周边新闻
+ - T:Separator | content = 以下废话
  - feedback_hint
  - NewFooter
 default:

Project/structures/components/Card.xaml

@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+<local:MyCard Title="${@youneedmyclaw|${title}}" CanSwap="${canswap|True}" IsSwaped="${isswaped|False}" Style="{StaticResource Card}" 
+RenderTransformOrigin="0.5,0.5">
+<local:MyCard.RenderTransform>
+    <RotateTransform Angle="${@CLAWINHAND|-3|3}" />
+</local:MyCard.RenderTransform>
+${$ChildrenPresenter}
+</local:MyCard>

Project/structures/components/VersionToolBar.xaml

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 <WrapPanel Margin="-2,2" Orientation="Horizontal" VerticalAlignment="Center">
 ${@IF|${args.HideLaunchButton}||
-<local:MyIconTextButton Text="启动" ToolTip="启动 ${version-id}" EventType="启动游戏"
+<local:MyIconTextButton Text="${@youneedmyclaw|启动}" ToolTip="启动 ${version-id}" EventType="启动游戏"
     EventData="${version-id}" LogoScale="0.85" Logo="{StaticResource LaunchIcon}" />
 }
 ${@IF|${args.ShowDownloadButton}|
@@ -11,8 +11,8 @@ ${@IF|${server-jar}|${@IF|${args.HideServerJarButton}||
 <local:MyIconTextButton Style="{StaticResource ServerJarDownloadButton}"
     LogoScale="1.05" EventData="${server-jar}" Logo="{StaticResource CloudIcon}" />
 }}
-<local:MyIconTextButton Text="WIKI" ToolTip="在 Minecraft Wiki 上查看该版本" EventType="打开网页"
+<local:MyIconTextButton Text="${@youneedmyclaw|WIKI}" ToolTip="在 Minecraft Wiki 上查看该版本" EventType="打开网页"
     EventData="${wiki-link}" LogoScale="1.05" Logo="{StaticResource WikiIcon}" />
-<local:MyIconTextButton Text="官网更新日志" ToolTip="在官网查看该版本更新日志" EventType="打开网页"
+<local:MyIconTextButton Text="${@youneedmyclaw|官网更新日志}" ToolTip="在官网查看该版本更新日志" EventType="打开网页"
     EventData="${official-link}" LogoScale="0.85" Logo="{StaticResource CreeperIcon}" />
 </WrapPanel>

Project/structures/components/ViewVersionDetailLink.xaml

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
-<local:MyListItem Margin="10" ToolTip="点击查看该版本更新日志"
-	Logo="${list-icon}" Title="点击查看更新日志" Info="因为更新日志过长，已移至独立页面"
+<local:MyListItem Margin="10" ToolTip="${@youneedmyclaw|点击查看该版本更新日志}"
+	Logo="${list-icon}" Title="点击查看更新日志" Info="${@youneedmyclaw|因为更新日志过长，已移至独立页面}"
 	EventType="打开帮助" EventData="${@Link|VersionDetail.json?ver=${version-id}}" Type="Clickable" />